Top 10 comparable notions to “why men need to cheat”

  • Why women need to spend all your money (Seriously. There’s a sociological explanation for this…)
  • Why corporations need child labor
  • Why catholic priests need to molest little boys
  • Why children need to throw temper tantrums
  • Why governments needs to torture innocent people
  • Why societies need to have homeless people
  • Why republicans need to hate gays
  • Why bosses need to take advantage of their secretaries (the psycho- socio subordination justification)
  • Why most customer services need to be frustratingly apathetic
  • Why rich people need to get everything free.

Top Ten Signs that it’s Not a Good Relationship

Top ten signs it’s not a good relationship:

  • Your overanalyzing everything.

If you have to think too hard about what he’s doing and what certain things mean, you’re setting yourself up.

  • Your frowning more than smiling.

Go look in the mirror. Do you look happy or stressed out? Are you able to enjoy the present moment? Or are you in your head and distant?

  • You worry that he’s not being honest about his whereabouts.

Whether it’s your own trust issues, or he’s actually untrustworthy, this is not a good sign.

  • He makes you feel self- conscious.

If he’s overly judgmental or outright disrespectful, it’s not worth the discomfort or the burden on you.

  • His ex-girlfriend is still in the picture.

Run… run for the hills!!! Seriously.

  • One sided conversations.

Either one person is being overbearing, or one person doesn’t care. Both are bad news.

  • Having the same argument, or arguing over dumb ishh.

If you’re arguing over minutia, there is a deeper problem. Figure it out or  bounce.

  • You want physical closeness, but are not getting much affection.

May be emotional unavailability, or he is just not that into you. Or maybe he is simply not affectionate. Whatever the reason this can be enormously frustrating.

  • You don’t respect the person.

Even if he’s nice. Even if he gives you what you always thought you wanted, if you don’t respect him, you won’t be happy with things.

  • You think you can change him.

Some basic training maybe, but you should be prepared to love and accept someone the way they are now.

TOP TEN CLUES to His Emotional Unavailability

• He stiffens like a board when you hug him suddenly
• No return gesture (if you say or do something nice)
• Times together are promptly followed by longer periods apart
• You always initiate the interactions
• Ambiguous behavior (you can’t decide whether he’s nice or a douche-bag)
• Random texts/ emails, but no phone calls
• All talk and no show
• Already in a relationship/ married
• He buries himself in his work
• He disappears

TOP TEN SIGNS That He’s a Cheap Bastard

• He wants to continue to get to know you over coffee
• He mistakenly forgets his wallet home
• He won’t have a drink on the date
• It’s okay for you to leave the tip
• He breaks out a calculator to quantify the tip amount
• He expects to go dutch
• He reminds you of how much money he has spent
• He avoids potentially expensive activity that you’re interested in
• He offers to cook for you at his house one of your first dates (i.e. heat up a pizza)
• He drives ridiculously far away from wherever you guys are trying to get to save 5% on parking.